Monday, May 16, 2005

We are so sorry we've been away for so long but it will have all been worth it! We been workin on our top secret project which as you know by watchin TV an magazines an all the news everywhere is a new ultrablog to destroy all lesser blogs called The Faffingpost Times! Every day The Faffingpost Times will feature insightful commentary from over six hundred thinkers and celebrities like Al Roker, Joe Conason, David Horowitz, a primal fear of the moral chaos (for added zaz!), four out of five Baldwins, and a yet-to-be-determined muppet! A year from now The Faffingpost Times will have driven the MSM out of business. Two years from now it will have supplanted all other news sources. A hundred years from now children in schools will ask "what were newspapers and television, we don't understand the concept of them on accounta they're not The Faffingpost Times." A million years from now a new and perfect species of man made completely of energy and candy will evolve from The Faffingpost Times. And all brought to you by Fafblog, hooray! In the meantime we apologize for everything, again.


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