Wednesday, August 10, 2005
1. Wake up
2. Brush teeth 3. Watch sunrise - Is the sun rising? - No! Quick, run out an inflate the sun! - Too many clouds! Blow em away with the bellows an the ceiling fan! Hurry up this is important. - Why yes it is. Check again tomorrow - you can never trust that stupid ol sun. 4. Brush more teeth 5. Feed octopus - Octopus food - Gum, pizza, tape, email, collectible coins, old reruns. 6. Go to work - Welcome to the company me! I am your boss Mister You. - Reorganize! - The boss is demoted! The soup is promoted! The coke machine is the boss! The boss is the soup! Everybody wins! - You can't fire me I quit hooraaaaaay! 7. Brush teeth again 8. The sasquatch - How is the sasquatch? - The sasquatch is angry! Draw up a peaceful agreement with the sasquatch usin a series a carrots an sticks. - The sasquatch is sad. Take the sasquatch to the zoo. 9. Return teeth to owners; they should be clean by now - Find more teeth to brush 10. Carefully lower sun into ocean - Look out! Lotsa steam. 11. Wake up, repeat Labels: true adventures
posted by fafnir at 9:20 AM
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