Monday, June 22, 2009

"There's a bomb somewhere in the city, and it's going to go off in twenty-four hours!"
"Oh no!"

"Get me the president!"
"We don't know the president."
"Then get me the vice-president!"
"We don't know him either."
"Well how bout our local city councilman? We can start up a petition or a letter-writing campaign!"
"It'll be an adventure... in civics!"

"There's a bomb somewhere in this kitchen, and it's going to go off in a week!"
"Oh no!"
"Probably! If it gets around to it! It's got a lot on its plate right now!"

"Someone in this room is a murderer!"
"Statistically speaking, that is, since this room is a very large room!"
"In fact it is less of a room and more of an amphitheater."
"In fact it is less of an amphitheater and more of an ocean."
"Someone in this room is a series of coral atolls!"

"There's a bomb behind this couch, and it is not actually a bomb, it is actually a potato."
"And it's going to go off in twenty-four hours!"
"Oh no!"

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posted by fafnir at 9:10 AM




7 Comments:
...and that is how Fafnir got his job building scenarios for Shell. Why do you ask?
Shouldn't you be torturing somebody?
We are living a nightmare in Hawaii. Missles are being aimed from Korea at our Council.
We are leaving just to be on the safe side.
This never woulda happened if President Quayle had just signed the Potatoe Non-Proliferation Treaty!
There's a presidential election in about forty months! (Okay, about forty months and twenty-four hours!)
Somebody quick notify McCain and Palin! So they've time to criticize without affecting the election!

--Capt. Twelve A.M. Midnight, C.E., E.S.T.
by Anonymous Anonymous, at June 23, 2009 3:00 PM
welcome home, boys.

wherever you went, I hope it was nice.
by Anonymous joel hanes, at June 26, 2009 10:56 PM
Call Jack Bauer, silly....

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