Tuesday, August 19, 2008
So everybody's goin "oh who's gonna be Barack Obama's vice president" an "when's Obama gonna tell me about his vice president" an "PLEASE MAKE ME VICE PRESIDENT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE." Well we here at Fafblog Election Central have been workin on this with our super journalistic superpowers and are right now in the possession of Barack Obama's final and ultimate list of Vice President Choices which we can now reveal to you, the discerning and desperate Fafblog Reader!
Who will it be? Oh, the suspense!
posted by fafnir at 11:03 AM
Is there no hope for a slightly richer young white guy who likes to bomb brown people?
P.S.: What dark secret in the manticore's past inspires his deep personal commitment to prison reform?
Giblets suspects that the manticore just naturally loves criminals. Unless the manticore's just too chicken to beat up criminals like a real man!
He should choose someone who makes good pie. Like Mrs. Smith--she started out selling pies from the rumble seat of a Studebaker. Boy I'd vote for her.
compared to maticore, didn't mitt romney prove he is every bit as dedicated to prison reform when he pronounced "we ought to double guantanamo"?
but this type of hair-splitting aside, my pick is the pasty, prosperous, prejudice pugilist.
How about a super wealthy old white guy who likes to insert his penis into brown people? Repeatedly. A sort of endless loop of penis insertion into brown people. Well, how about him?
The manticore is a shoe-in once his advanced age and commitment to bombing the entire brown spectrum(from ecru to chestnut) become known.
A Bucket of Warm Spit
Pros: Shares commonality with all humanity, and can be dressed nicely in a spittoon.
Cons: Is difficult to drag around without spilling some on yourself
Mr Obama has got to reach across the aisle and get someone
J Danforth Quale.
I am I right or am I right?