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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Breaking Veep Update!

So everybody's goin "oh who's gonna be Barack Obama's vice president" an "when's Obama gonna tell me about his vice president" an "PLEASE MAKE ME VICE PRESIDENT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE." Well we here at Fafblog Election Central have been workin on this with our super journalistic superpowers and are right now in the possession of Barack Obama's final and ultimate list of Vice President Choices which we can now reveal to you, the discerning and desperate Fafblog Reader!

They are:

an old rich white guy who likes to bomb brown people

a rich old white guy who likes to bomb brown people

an elderly gentleman of the Caucasian persuasion with a great deal of personal wealth who, in his spare time, likes to bomb brown people

the manticore, a fanciful beast with the body of a lion, the tail of a scorpion and a deep personal commitment to prison reform

a slightly younger rich white guy who likes to bomb brown people

Who will it be? Oh, the suspense!

Labels: fuck you '08, hope change and cluster bombs, the party party

posted by fafnir at 11:03 AM

16 Comments:

The manticore!
Fafblog!

Seven Crows, at August 19, 2008 11:40 AM

Is there no hope for a slightly richer young white guy who likes to bomb brown people?

P.S.: What dark secret in the manticore's past inspires his deep personal commitment to prison reform?

Zeno, at August 19, 2008 12:00 PM

Giblets suspects that the manticore just naturally loves criminals. Unless the manticore's just too chicken to beat up criminals like a real man!

Giblets, at August 19, 2008 12:09 PM

And I was hoping for a brunette bombshell who likes old white guys.

Anonymous, at August 19, 2008 12:12 PM

Is it the sort of prison reform that turns every prison into Gitmo?

Anonymous, at August 19, 2008 12:44 PM

He should choose someone who makes good pie. Like Mrs. Smith--she started out selling pies from the rumble seat of a Studebaker. Boy I'd vote for her.

Anonymous, at August 19, 2008 12:59 PM

compared to maticore, didn't mitt romney prove he is every bit as dedicated to prison reform when he pronounced "we ought to double guantanamo"?

but this type of hair-splitting aside, my pick is the pasty, prosperous, prejudice pugilist.

Anonymous, at August 19, 2008 2:35 PM

Surprise on you if it's Kathleen Sebelius.

Unless she's a manticore.

Gary Farber, at August 19, 2008 2:41 PM

The manticore is a myth. No high-profile politician cares about prison reform!

Anonymous, at August 19, 2008 5:14 PM

How about a super wealthy old white guy who likes to insert his penis into brown people? Repeatedly. A sort of endless loop of penis insertion into brown people. Well, how about him?

++++

mjs, at August 19, 2008 11:38 PM

My money's on the old rich white guy who likes to bomb brown people.

Ali, at August 20, 2008 12:06 AM

Sam Brownback for Veep! O-bomb-a-Brownback. (phonetic humor is hard on the internets)

Anonymous, at August 20, 2008 5:55 PM

The manticore is a shoe-in once his advanced age and commitment to bombing the entire brown spectrum(from ecru to chestnut) become known.

Anonymous, at August 20, 2008 6:43 PM

VP Nominee
A Bucket of Warm Spit

Pros: Shares commonality with all humanity, and can be dressed nicely in a spittoon.

Cons: Is difficult to drag around without spilling some on yourself

Anonymous, at August 23, 2008 5:57 AM

Mr Obama has got to reach across the aisle and get someone
white
old
stupid

J Danforth Quale.
I am I right or am I right?

Anonymous, at August 24, 2008 12:08 AM

And McCain got the brunette who likes old rich white guys.

Anonymous, at August 29, 2008 5:05 PM