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Saturday, November 19, 2005

Giblets is working on his fully comprehensive all-encompassing book on everything ever, Giblets Hates Your Stupid Universe. Giblets is currently writing the chapter on Failure, which will be long and horrible and tedious as it requires him to painstakingly catalogue failure in all its myriad forms. Let's take a look at the list so far:

ducks: failure

moose: failure

the Chilean alpaca: huge failure

Gino and Eddie's spinach and meatball wrap: failure

Copenhagen, Denmark: failure

the second Olsen Twin, the one who's not on drugs or bulimia: failure

Harvey Keitel: failure

The Standard Model: failure

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man: catastrophic failure

Arizona: more or less a failure

penicillin: moderate disappointment

Nice going, penicillin! You are topping the charts with some solid mediocrity right now. Don't let it go to your head! Arrogance is a sign of failure.

Labels: true adventures

posted by Giblets at 6:14 PM

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