Saturday, November 19, 2005

Giblets is working on his fully comprehensive all-encompassing book on everything ever, Giblets Hates Your Stupid Universe. Giblets is currently writing the chapter on Failure, which will be long and horrible and tedious as it requires him to painstakingly catalogue failure in all its myriad forms. Let's take a look at the list so far:

  • ducks: failure
  • moose: failure
  • the Chilean alpaca: huge failure
  • Gino and Eddie's spinach and meatball wrap: failure
  • Copenhagen, Denmark: failure
  • the second Olsen Twin, the one who's not on drugs or bulimia: failure
  • Harvey Keitel: failure
  • The Standard Model: failure
  • A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man: catastrophic failure
  • Arizona: more or less a failure
  • penicillin: moderate disappointment

    Nice going, penicillin! You are topping the charts with some solid mediocrity right now. Don't let it go to your head! Arrogance is a sign of failure.


  • posted by Giblets at 6:14 PM



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