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Thursday, October 27, 2005
So I'm standin on the sidewalk an this baby comes up to me an I wave hi to the baby an the baby knocks me down an steals my tootsie pop. I go "Stop, baby!" but the baby really doesn't slow down at all an it takes forever to catch up on accounta they're faster than you think an by the time I catch up all his baby friends are there too an they all swarm me at the same time an I gotta get away. I go to the police an they have me look at mug shots but all the babies look pretty much the same (small, bald, gooey) an I say so an the police officer says I am a racist an I feel pretty bad. On the way home I see a coupla mean-lookin babies eatin tootsie pops but I decide to give em the benefit a the doubt.
Labels: true adventures
posted by fafnir at 4:38 PM
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