Every country celebrates Halloween in its own unique and special way. Let's take a quick walk around the world and take a look!
In Venezuela, Hugo Chavez is calling for a boycott on Halloween on accounta its terrible gourdular imperialism. "These pumpkins are not the people's pumpkins," says Hugo Chavez. "They are the pumpkins of the bourgeoisie. The need of these pumpkins chases capitalist pumpkins over the whole surface of the globe." Also they are marked with anti-government slogans.
In Iran last week, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad played a wacky Halloween prank on the world by calling for Israel to be "wiped off the map." He so crazy! For next Halloween Iran will develop a nuclear weapon and a strategic alliance with the Free Godonian Republic of Iraqi Shiastan.
In America, President George Bush has nominated Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. Boo! Pick up your FMLA benefits and reproductive rights by the candy corn bowl while you can. Later today the President will go trick-or-treating as a completely different President with a successful war in Iraq, a scandal-free White House and a much higher approval rating.