Monday, October 31, 2005

This is not a mysterious pig"Somewhere on this blog is a pig," says me. "A hidden pig."
"No man can see it or know it or comprehend its incredible pigness," says Giblets. "It is the Enigma Pig! Behold it and despair!"
"It is not the pig depicted to our right," says me. "The pig depicted to our right is just a substitute pig."
"It contains fifty percent of the enigma of the true Enigma Pig," says Giblets. "Giblets scoffs at its lack of mystery!"
"It's a pretty spooky pig I bet," says me. "With, yknow. Ghost oinking."
"Oh yes," says Giblets. "And demon hooves."
"We leave its discovery as an exercise for the reader," says me.
"Oink," says the pig to our right. "Oink oink WOOOOOO!"


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