Sunday, July 10, 2005

Well you can sleep tight now Londoners, because Giblets has delivered your immediate retaliation by runnin' out an' kickin' a big dog!1 A real big dog which you can bet will I am sure turn out to have reasonably plausible al Qaeda connections.

1. Okay, it was less of a big dog than it was a toy chihuahua.2

2. Okay, it was less of a toy chihuahua than it was a large gerbil. But it was a super fat gerbil.3

3. Okay, it was less of a gerbil than a species of water beetle. What're you bitchin' about, you got your retaliation!
posted by Giblets at 2:40 PM




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