Thursday, July 7, 2005
Once upon a time there was a robot who loved the land like a woman an roamed the countryside. One day the robot came across a river where a frog lived and asked the frog to carry him across the river on his back. Now everybody knows that frogs an robots are enemies so the frog was pretty suspicious.
"You are a robot," says the frog. "You'll just zap me with your death ray when we're halfway across the river an I'm all defenseless."
"Beep boop clank," says the robot. "Clank clank beep."
"I dunno," says the frog.
"Boop boop beep," says the robot. "Beep clank."
"Oh well, I guess so," says the frog.
So the robot stepped onto the frog an sank em both to the bottom a the river where they were stuck for the next coupla years. Later the robot was recovered by a salvage company and sold to a children's museum in Muskogee, Oklahoma. The frog got eaten by a bird.
The Moral Of Our Story: Robots are heavy.
posted by fafnir at 8:08 AM