Tuesday, April 12, 2005
We're havin some technical difficulties.
"It'll never grow that way!" says Giblets. "You have to use at least a fifty and douse it liberally with water and mulch."
"I only got a five," says me. "I figured we could fatten it up till it turns into a bigger denomination."
"You talk crazy talk!" says Giblets. "All you will have in the end is a fat five dollar bill with a morbidly obese Lincoln!"
"Oh no!" says me. "I don't want my money to have an increased risk a heart disease an diabetes!"
"We should get Chris to invest in our money tree," says Giblets.
"I dunno if Chris believes in the project," says me. "Chris is a skittish investor."
"Then we borrow it from him retroactively," says Giblets, "after his money grows into a mighty money oak!"
"That's a great idea!" says me. "I was all worried we'd have to do somethin weird."
We'll be back when we fix these technical difficulties.
posted by fafnir at 4:12 PM