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Tuesday, April 12, 2005
We're havin some technical difficulties.
"It'll never grow that way!" says Giblets. "You have to use at least a fifty and douse it liberally with water and mulch." "I only got a five," says me. "I figured we could fatten it up till it turns into a bigger denomination." "You talk crazy talk!" says Giblets. "All you will have in the end is a fat five dollar bill with a morbidly obese Lincoln!" "Oh no!" says me. "I don't want my money to have an increased risk a heart disease an diabetes!" "We should get Chris to invest in our money tree," says Giblets. "I dunno if Chris believes in the project," says me. "Chris is a skittish investor." "Then we borrow it from him retroactively," says Giblets, "after his money grows into a mighty money oak!" "That's a great idea!" says me. "I was all worried we'd have to do somethin weird." We'll be back when we fix these technical difficulties.
posted by fafnir at 4:12 PM
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