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Friday, April 8, 2005
Oh no! I have been kidnapped - kidnapped by judges run amok! For years they been usin their terrible laser-beam eyes an super-strength to hold the Constitution hostage but now they're takin over the world startin with ordinary mainstream Americans like me. Who can stop them now!
"I have powers beyond reason!" says Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor destroyin the National Guard with her judicial fire breath. Florida circuit judge George Greer laughs an uses his mind beam to topple the Empire State Building; the Avengers are crushed. I do not know how judges have become this powerful but I believe it involves mysterious cosmic radiation or the yellow sun of Earth. "Kneel before Greer!" says Florida circuit judge George Greer. I am forced to kneel on accounta Congress refuses to set limitations on his kneel-forcin powers. "Oh you won't get away with this judges," says me. "Tom Delay will stop you an save the day!" "Who is this Tom Delay?" says Judge Greer. "Oh you'll find out an when you do!" says me. "Come to me, Tom Delay!" says Judge Greer. "I defy you! Come and kneel before Greer! GREER!" Oh, where is Tom Delay! Why isn't he savin us! Tom Delay! Can you hear me? Where are you! Where are you!
posted by fafnir at 6:12 PM
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