Thursday, April 28, 2005
Here at Fafblog we consider ourselves to be first and foremost an educational institution1, and so in our ongoin efforts to inform the population we present to you a detailed summary of the latest additions to the Bush energy plan.2
Under the Bush Plan:
Also Presented: The Democratic Counterplan
2. Crack open the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and party like it's the low, low gas prices of 1999!
3. Burn out on week-long oil bender, wake up in own feces, abort drunkenly-conceived oil baby
8. Oil can't be recycled. Please go back and start again.
1. Sit up, Harrington! And spit out that gum! Your uniform is a mess incidentally and I am writing of it to your mother.
2. Gafford that is utterly disgraceful. Report to the headmaster's at once.
Labels: our world and how to kill it
posted by fafnir at 6:53 AM