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Wednesday, March 23, 2005
- Connect tab A to tab B.
- Mix eggs, sugar and milk. - Climb the tallest mountain in all the land. - Now meditate on your mountain experience! It has been a huge waste of time. - Dice three carrots and add them to the stew. - You can't dice carrots! You're still on the mountain. Who told you to leave the mountain? - Eat twelve hot dogs in thirty seconds, then throw up, then tell your grandchildren the epic tale! - Oh no! While you were on the mountain everybody forgot your birthday. Be sad for two turns. - There are over 13,000 elk in Washington's Yakima elk herd. Name them. - Tell the lion that it must spare your life because though it is hungry and mighty and though you are small and weak there once was a time when you showed it mercy by pullin a thorn from its paw. It'll fall for it, lions are dumb like that. - Dice two onions; now throw them out. This recipe does not use onions. - Take a break! You've earned it. - No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong! - This bassoon once belonged to your father. Take it now, rise up against Baron von Scorpulae, and avenge his death! - Now throw the monkey off the mountain. Don't tell me you forgot about the mountain! - Add salt to taste. - Make a calm and orderly exit until you get near the door. Then make a break for it! Calm and orderly exits are for suckers and lions. - Call for your long lost love. He can't hear you, you're on a mountain! - Add mountain and stir. Sprinkle cinnamon. - Congratulations! You've made a paper crane, or a sock puppet. Chill before eating; serves four to six. Labels: true adventures
posted by fafnir at 8:59 PM
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