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Wednesday, December 29, 2004
We're runnin as fast as we can over the snow an ice an candy cane forests dodgin the treacherous gumdrop landmines. We cannot stop to rest because of the terrible patrols of stop-animated reindeers an vicious man-eating narrator-snowmen who roam the land, and we only just escaped an abominable snow monster because it was too busy eatin a platoon of Santa's elf troopers.
"Why didn't they all stop once Santa exploded!" says Giblets. "Giblets thought they were all driven by his infernal power!" "Yes but you're forgettin the backup Santa Systems," says me. "He put so much dark jollity in them that they may continue spreadin his Christmas spirit for generations." "Damn you Kringle!" says Giblets. "Is there no end to your holiday cheer!" "Don't mention his secret name here Giblets," says me. "It gives them power." When we finish our daring escape we'll give meaning to the year, announce the winners of the 101st Annual Fafblog Moxie! Awards, an save Gibmas for all the little boys an girls.
posted by fafnir at 3:55 PM
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