Wednesday, June 9, 2004
So Chris comes home today real angry. "Where is my computer an my TV an all my furniture an stuff and why is there a motorcycle in the driveway, did you sell all my stuff an my computer an my TV to buy a motorcycle?" he says. "I can't remember," I says. "Yesterday was so heady." And it was! So very heady.
Chris produces a memo from me to Giblets.
RE: MOTORCYCLE"That was a hypothetical," says Giblets.
"That's true Chris," says me. "Anybody can ask about a hypothetical motorcycle, it does not mean motorcycles were purchased."
Chris has more memos. Where did he get all these memos!
RE: HELMET"That was more hypotheticals," says Giblets. "Nary a non-hypothetcal motorcycle to be found."
"But aren't you glad to know that if we did look at gettin a motorcycle we would have considered all the safety issues?" says me.
"Yes we are responsible Fafnirs and Gibletses," says Giblets. "Who will not go around lookin like dorks."
RE: FUNDING"Chris what you have there is a legal finding," says Giblets.
"A consultation," says me.
"Now all that means is that it was within Gibletsian law to sell your stuff and use it to bu a motorcycle," says Giblets.
"But that doesn't mean we actually sold your stuff and bought a motorcycle!" says me. "Least I don't think we did."
Chris gets all upset sayin "But there is a motorcycle!" which is really besides the point. I mean the memos just show that we talked about buyin a motorcycle, and the motorcycle shows that somebody bought a motorcycle but it doesn't show who it was or how they did it or why. It is another mystery wrapped in a conundrum wrapped in a motorcycle.
Chris asks if we have a receipt for buyin a motorcycle. "I am not in a position to answer that quetion, and the receipt, if it exists, may or may not be classified," says Giblets.
Chris looks all sad now. Chris, don't be like that! If you cheer up you can ride our motorcycle.
posted by fafnir at 3:32 PM