All of the news today has been stupid and not to my liking!
There is going to be voting in Iraq! Who asked for that? Not me! I don't care about voting in this country! There is far too much of it and it takes up far too much time - time that could be lavished upon Giblets. Or upon quilting. Quilts are warm. "People" with their "democracy!"
The British have cancelled more flights! This is stupid! The point of flying is to fly! Being exploded midair by terrorists is one of the risks - one of the exhilirating risks - of modern air travel. This is the 21st century, losers! Give us our doomed planes our go back to paddeboats!
Science has cloned human embryos! Cloning is vastly stupid! We have too many people in the world as it is, why clone more when we should be thinning out the herd? Wasn't that the whole point of all these new wars and terror campaigns? Because if it wasn't then I'm missing something here people.
Colin Powell snapped at a congressional staffer for shaking his head during Powell's testimony. "Are you shaking your head for something, young man, back there?" Powell asked. "Are you part of these proceedings? ...I seldom come to a meeting where I am talking to a congressman and I have people aligned behind you giving editorial comment by head shakes." Nice try, Powell, but if you were a real man you woulda torn that punk's tongue out of his throat and strangled him with it. What a pussy.