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Friday, October 31, 2003
Welcome to Halloween, people and pumpkins! Especially pumpkins. Pumpkins are national heroes. You get your brains scooped out and your faces cut up for our jack-o-lanterns. You are baked for our pies and smashed for our sociopathic youth. We salute you pumpkins.
This year I am dressed up as a bagel with cream cheese. Giblets is dressed up as smoked salmon, or as some would have it, "lox." Chris is dressed up as a parallel universe Chris who looks and acts exactly like regular Chris except that he's yelling "Get that cheese sauce off my computer! Get that cheese off my computer!" whereas regular Chris recognizes that the cheese sauce is part of a very important project. Special Quiz: Do you know where Halloween comes from? 'Cause I don't.
posted by fafnir at 10:17 AM
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