Wednesday, October 15, 2003
It's time for another edition of Cheer up there Rowan Williams. So c'mon! Let's get started.
Cheer up there Rowan Williams things aren't so bad. So a buncha guys in your church are gone all crazy. Y'know what you don't need all those crazy church people anyway you've got ice cream!
It NEVER tries to split up the Anglican communion over the confirmation of gay bishops, AND it's delicious. "Ooo ooo taste me taste I'm delicious Fafnir!" No not now ice cream! You are distracting me with your being ice cream.
You should also cheer up there because you got Clowns. Hooray!
Everybody loves clowns! Clowns are fun! And they'd never try to break off ties with the Episcopal Church. Maybe that one on the end who knows.
Also Rowan Williams you should cheer up there because you have your secret rocket ship to the moon.
If any of those archbishops or primates gets on your nerves you just say "Man screw you guys I'm goin to the moon! The Church of the Moon is so much cooler than you guys." And you know they'll jump in line cause they don't want to lose you Rowan Williams or your rocket ship to the moon.
Finally Rowan Williams you have me, Fafnir. So there. Hooray!
This has been another edition of Cheer up there Rowan Williams!
posted by fafnir at 3:49 PM