Friday, April 11, 2003

Very few of you have tried to win Giblets's bag of Cheetos in the "Where's Giblets?" contest. Shame on you people! You lack ambition! You lack the thrill of conquest! You lack sufficient desire for Giblets's Cheetos! Let me explain again that THESE CHEETOS ARE NOT YOURS AND YOU CAN HAVE THEM. They are in fact Giblets's. I am holding them right now, they are in a very big bag. The bag says they are Dangerously Cheesey. The startled expression on the cartoon cheetah serves to illustrate this point.

"Gimme back my Cheetos," says Giblets. No Giblets you can't have them they are for the contest. Now everyone go win! Win for Giblets! 'S Cheetos.
posted by fafnir at 12:49 AM



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