Friday, March 12, 2010
posted by fafnir at 11:31 AM
Exciting news today, Texas is writing history! When was the last time you got to actually SEE history get written? History truly in the making!!! I've got goosebumps.
Dance, pretty dinosaur! Dance! And all your friends join in, so pretty. All that's lacking is a walrus, and some pie.
It's like he's saying, "Yes sir! I'm a chicken! Cluck cluck! Won't somebody let me get off of this damned hot plate?"
That's entertainment!
I identified with the duck - I used to play the bass drum (in the high school band.)
Damn it, just when I need it, my irony detector seems to be malfunctioning. That is just so... um, sad, I guess.
Started with what Tweety threw up today, something to do with his 12 alarm fit that the majority party leaders in Congress who he barely thwarted from shoving health care reform down our throats are now resorting to the Demon Pass, which has to be the cloaca. So off I went a googling for industrial strength suppositories and stumbled onto this Terpsichoreagraphically Talented Chicken, and suddenly the pain mystically left. Moral: When seeking relief for your cloacal region, always be careful in choosing which bird will do the best job.
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