Tuesday, April 1, 2008
You totally blinked.
posted by fafnir at 12:01 AM
Baheh! Giblets scoffs at your "April Fools!" By the Gibletsian calendar it is the twelfth of Squirchember.
I would point out that I was bemoaning the lack of info from fafblog just the other day, but I do that sort of bemoaning every couple weeks, so it's not really saying much.
hallelujah . . . . . . hallelujah . . . . . hallelujah . . . . . . hallelooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooojaaaaaaaah.
(Because I Miss Fafblog, Spot just couldn't get the right tone, and I kept checking back about once a month. Nice redesign, by the way.)
Seriously, all I had to do to bring Fafblog back was to blink? J. H. Christ, do I feel like a nitwit for working so hard not to, all these months.
You people are sooooooo guuuuulible!!! Don't get your hopes up!! It's a jerking-us-around April Fool's trick.....
Gosh, you're displaying the Shroud of Holstenwall.
I hope you paid the licensing fees for using that image. I'd hate for you to return, only to have to render unto Cesare....
Holy shit. I am dumbstruck. And unblogrolled.
How does one ever return to the good graces of.... (eyeing everyone suspiciously) Heyyyy... what did you do with Medium Lobster?
(Backing through the swinging sallon doors)
You shellfish self-serving bastards. You killed Kenny.
rags & paper,
Shhhhhhhhhh!!! You'll make Giblets angry. He's already proclaimed:
"Baheh! Giblets scoffs at your "April Fools!" By the Gibletsian calendar it is the twelfth of Squirchember."
Quick! Kneel and pledge eternal repentence to the mighty Giblets!
So happy and relieved and happy and relieved ....
I thought all you guys had been extraordinarily renditioned. Or is it rendered? Or died the anonymous death of the internet.
Seriously, for me fafblog is the love child of Shakespeare and Walt Kelly. Pure, undistilled, comedic genius. The world needs you now more than ever, stay with us!
Yes, seriously, Fafblog is what you have after putting Walt Kelly, Jonathan Swift, George Herriman, Dorothy Parker, and Don Marquis in a blender. And then pouring them over apples to make a pie filling. With a really good, flaky crust.
It is April 2nd, so please tell us you are still here in this universe.
I am doing the happy dance, and if you are gone forever again, I will do another happy dance if you come back again after having been gone forever. Bless you.
I missed you. A few of us did. Maybe more than a few. Gibletsianity almost died out, for cryin out loud.
Good to have you back.
Oh thank GAWD! I thought I had lost you under the rug or behind the couch! Now I know that you were just right there in the side of lettuce crisper in the refrigerator.... I should have thought of that earlier... I am really glad to have you back.