Fafblog

This is a good blog. This is the best blog. It is about god and the universe and those horrible screaming monkeys and the time I made a pizza out of an old tire and a can of whip cream. This is the Fafblog.

Friday, March 12, 2010

And Now

Thursday, March 11, 2010

The National Anthem

It took seven years, three trillion dollars and a million corpses, but America has finally transformed Iraq from a cruel dictatorship ruled ...

Monday, March 8, 2010

FURTHER GLOBAL WARMING UPDATES!

"Maybe we can outsmart global warming with gumption and can-do and thousands of tiny robots!" says me. "Maybe all we need is ...

Freedom On The Lurch

VICTOREEEEEEEEE! After nineteen years of bombs and wars and torture and bombs and torture and ethnic cleansing and torture, America's mi...

Thursday, February 18, 2010

World of Statecraft

So a coupla Israeli guys are hangin around in Dubai, havin a good time, checkin out the place, seein the sights, that building that looks li...

Save Farber

Help save Gary Farber! He is like the internet's whooping crane - rare, majestic, and endangered due to habitat loss. Please click thro...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Mule Variations

We know that Barack Obama, in his heart of hearts, truly wants Real Change. We can tell this by examining the furrows of his brow as he squi...

Sunday, February 14, 2010

George Bush will make you love him, baby

Just because you never dated him doesn't mean he can't stalk you once you've dumped him.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

around sunset

"Yknow it's always darkest before the dawn," says me. "Unless the sun blows up," says Giblets. "Cause now that ...

Monday, January 18, 2010

Which to Choose?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

true stories

Monday, December 21, 2009

Fafblog Presents: The Top Ten Things of the Zeroes!

AND NOW!!! THE TOP TEN THINGS!!! OF THE ZEROES!!! "Well let's see," says me. "Number ten is... what's number ten......

Friday, December 4, 2009

Friday Walrus-Blogging: Thief of Yesterday Edition

There was supposed to be a pie here, a flaky fresh-baked apple pie, but it's not here, and if it's not here then it's gone, and ...

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

life on earth

"You think there's life on other planets?" says me. "Nah, Giblets checked already," says Giblets. "Are you sure...

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Victory Science

Let us never forget just what's at stake in the war in Afghanistan: nothing less than the success of the war in Afghanistan. This war ma...

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Breaking Terror Update!

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and four of his friends are going to stand trial! It's taken about six and a half years for this to happen, duri...

Friday, November 13, 2009

The Muslims Are Due On Maple Street

Had Nidal Malik Hasan been launched from a remotely-piloted Predator drone into a Pakistani funeral procession, it would have been a bold vi...

Monday, November 2, 2009

somewhere along the way the caper went awry

Well the bridge is out and the road is closed and the cops're after us and the feds're after the cops and the bagman got run over by...

Saturday, October 31, 2009

hearts of iron, heads of squash

What are you doing sitting there! It's Halloween! Run out into the woods and go to Devil-Church!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Peace Is At Hand

Obama Wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize At Least 80 Killed as US Drones Attack South Waziristan Funeral Procession In other news, the Nobel Prize ...

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