Fafblog

This is a good blog. This is the best blog. It is about god and the universe and those horrible screaming monkeys and the time I made a pizza out of an old tire and a can of whip cream. This is the Fafblog.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

out occupyin'

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

down with the ship

"Now is there any new business," says Giblets. "Well the boat's sinking," says me. "Giblets seems to recall tha...

Monday, September 12, 2011

Two Hundred Years of the War on Terror

As it happens, there's another universe in the back of the closet next to the bookshelf in the spare room. It's nearly identical to ...

Sunday, September 11, 2011

never mind the stars and stripes

Monday, May 2, 2011

America Pleased With Killing of Thing

After years of groaning unemployment and morbid obesity, America has rediscovered its love of life by killing a thing. While the thing had k...

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Humanitarians of the Year

Freedom! If there's one thing America loves, it's... well, war. But if there's two things America loves, it's war and tortu...

Monday, January 31, 2011

more of us than there are of them

Thursday, November 18, 2010

not dead yet

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

also, why isn't that nice William F. Buckley fellow on BookTV anymore?

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

mistakes were made

"If you had to do it all over again what would you do different?" says me. "Nothing!" says Giblets. "Giblets has no...

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

just sleeping

See you in September.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

A Few Million Bodies Between Friends

Well now. Israel, the Palestinians, and Gaza. It's a sad story, and we're terribly sorry about it all, of course, feeling pronounced...

Friday, April 30, 2010

we'll be back after these messages

Friday, April 9, 2010

angry thimble sandwich

"If you could wish for one wish from all the wishes you could wish, what would you wish?" says Giblets. "Well yknow I always ...

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Engagement

Literally tens of Americans were shocked this week to discover that the United States military likes to kill people . Unsettling news, yes,...

Monday, April 5, 2010

The Work of Nations

We are at war with Pakistan , bombing and killing thousands of people who might otherwise object to our war with Pakistan, which is urgent ...

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Your Planet Is Run By Egomaniacal Sociopaths Armed With Nuclear Weapons

APRIL FOOLS! WOKKA WOKKA!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

blogday

"You know what day it is today?" says me. "It's the Feast of the Martyrdom of Saint Willig, patron saint of haberdashers ...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

America's Finest Presidents

AND NOW!!! FAFBLOG PRESENTS!! HISTORY'S AMERICA'S FINEST PRESIDENTS!!! William Henry Harrison President McCheese Prezbot from the sh...

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

lost time

So I guess I musta slept late or forgot the alarm or hit the snooze too many times or somethin cause when I wake up this mornin I'm in t...

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