This is a good blog. This is the best blog. It is about god and the universe and those horrible screaming monkeys and the time I made a pizza out of an old tire and a can of whip cream. This is the Fafblog.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
also, why isn't that nice William F. Buckley fellow on BookTV anymore?
Well, they have done enough for those people but what have they done for shape shifting crustaceans, vaguely anthropomorphic potatoes and people so small and unassuming you can't notice them?
I'll tell you what, nothing. Let's keep it that way. Vote for no change on the 2nd. It's the only logical choice.
The coloreds do indeed get "free everything," not only because they get to shop at the Free Everything store (where the Free Mumia shirts are ... free!) but also because of the Barack H. Shango el-Shabazz Acorn X "stimulus." You could look it up.
It's just not fair that I, because of my lifelong melanin shortage, can't live the good life, with all the free everything, and with the white people always doing things for me.
I'm not a mammal.
ReplyDelete"Ah, I see. Well, then Happy Birthday! Now, for our next caller..."
ReplyDeleteUm, 21st Century to old Lady:
ReplyDeleteEverybody nowadays uses the term "Negro."
"I am NOT who you say I am but I am who I say you Are"
ReplyDeleteI sort of gave up when "colored person" was wrong but "person of color" was OK.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a boy a Negro was one of my best friends - well, we weren't really that close, but we were in the high school band together.
Believe it or don't - word verification word to be verified: tanne
I'm not a racist. I'm you.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a racist, I'm simply concerned about government spending.
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or don't - I don't know why Freddy even mentioned a fir tree in his postscript. Maybe the 'el' should be 'von', ja?
that was an amazing display of self control on the part of the "colored" host not to go completely Malcom X on that old cracker lady
ReplyDeletePie blogging!
ReplyDeleteNot to mention 40 acres and a mule.
ReplyDeleteI'm of mongrel northern European descent, and I tend to think of the skin-color cohort of which I'm a member, as "Pallid People."
ReplyDeleteHas a nice ring to it, don't you think?
that's a perfect question to be discussed.
ReplyDeleteOne of your best posts ever! Beautifully constructed.
ReplyDeleteWell, they have done enough for those people but what have they done for shape shifting crustaceans, vaguely anthropomorphic potatoes and people so small and unassuming you can't notice them?
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you what, nothing. Let's keep it that way. Vote for no change on the 2nd. It's the only logical choice.
The coloreds do indeed get "free everything," not only because they get to shop at the Free Everything store (where the Free Mumia shirts are ... free!) but also because of the Barack H. Shango el-Shabazz Acorn X "stimulus." You could look it up.
ReplyDeletePoor old lady... No one ever listens to her.
ReplyDeleteIt's just a little sex game they play together to warm her up
ReplyDeleteI like discussions too.
ReplyDeletewe were not really that close, but we were in the high school band together.
ReplyDeleteOh, how I envy the carefree and provided for life of the colored man.
ReplyDelete"Let's move on now, to someone who is not batshit-crazy, please"
ReplyDeleteIt's just not fair that I, because of my lifelong melanin shortage, can't live the good life, with all the free everything, and with the white people always doing things for me.
ReplyDelete"I'm not a racist- but I play one on C-Span."
ReplyDeleteHe is such a lovely man
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