Now He Belongs To The Ages

Whatever happened to Benjamin Healy? Well apparently somebody went an turned him into a song - a folsky ol awesome ol song by Jeff Coleman. You can take a look at it here, or download it here and here if it's moved off the front page already. Ol Ben Healy couldn'ta done better himself, cept if he'd done it he'da done it while he was trickin God outta a pair a giant loafers to fill up with water an irrigate the Sahara desert before usin the crops to feed all the starvin children of the world. Those loafers went on to tame the wild buffalo that made the Rocky Mountains.