Friday Pie-Blogging: Universal Birthday Edition

Today may be Fafblog's birthday, but every day is Fafblog's birthday, so we've decided to make it your birthday, too! Congratulations, you! Help yourself to another year and a piece of birthday pie. If you don't have pie, take some pie from someone who does. If someone else is taking your pie, take it back - what right's he got to take your pie on your pieday! If you are a large federal government, please spend hundreds of billions of dollars on experimental military pies - then blow them up. If you are an oppressed worker, sieze the means of pie production in a violent and bloody revolution. Indulge yourself today! We'll do this again in three years.