Nice going, penicillin! You are topping the charts with some solid mediocrity right now. Don't let it go to your head! Arrogance is a sign of failure.
This is a good blog. This is the best blog. It is about god and the universe and those horrible screaming monkeys and the time I made a pizza out of an old tire and a can of whip cream. This is the Fafblog.
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Penicillin is a moderate disappointment
Giblets is working on his fully comprehensive all-encompassing book on everything ever, Giblets Hates Your Stupid Universe. Giblets is currently writing the chapter on Failure, which will be long and horrible and tedious as it requires him to painstakingly catalogue failure in all its myriad forms. Let's take a look at the list so far:
ducks: failure
moose: failure
the Chilean alpaca: huge failure
Gino and Eddie's spinach and meatball wrap: failure
Copenhagen, Denmark: failure
the second Olsen Twin, the one who's not on drugs or bulimia: failure
Harvey Keitel: failure
The Standard Model: failure
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man: catastrophic failure
Arizona: more or less a failure
penicillin: moderate disappointment
Nice going, penicillin! You are topping the charts with some solid mediocrity right now. Don't let it go to your head! Arrogance is a sign of failure.
Nice going, penicillin! You are topping the charts with some solid mediocrity right now. Don't let it go to your head! Arrogance is a sign of failure.
No comments:
Post a Comment