They are:
Who will it be? Oh, the suspense!
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Breaking Veep Update!
So everybody's goin "oh who's gonna be Barack Obama's vice president" an "when's Obama gonna tell me about his vice president" an "PLEASE MAKE ME VICE PRESIDENT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE." Well we here at Fafblog Election Central have been workin on this with our super journalistic superpowers and are right now in the possession of Barack Obama's final and ultimate list of Vice President Choices which we can now reveal to you, the discerning and desperate Fafblog Reader!
They are:
an old rich white guy who likes to bomb brown people
a rich old white guy who likes to bomb brown people
an elderly gentleman of the Caucasian persuasion with a great deal of personal wealth who, in his spare time, likes to bomb brown people
the manticore, a fanciful beast with the body of a lion, the tail of a scorpion and a deep personal commitment to prison reform
a slightly younger rich white guy who likes to bomb brown people
Who will it be? Oh, the suspense!
They are:
Who will it be? Oh, the suspense!
The manticore!
ReplyDeleteFafblog!
Is there no hope for a slightly richer young white guy who likes to bomb brown people?
ReplyDeleteP.S.: What dark secret in the manticore's past inspires his deep personal commitment to prison reform?
Giblets suspects that the manticore just naturally loves criminals. Unless the manticore's just too chicken to beat up criminals like a real man!
ReplyDeleteAnd I was hoping for a brunette bombshell who likes old white guys.
ReplyDeleteIs it the sort of prison reform that turns every prison into Gitmo?
ReplyDeleteHe should choose someone who makes good pie. Like Mrs. Smith--she started out selling pies from the rumble seat of a Studebaker. Boy I'd vote for her.
ReplyDeletecompared to maticore, didn't mitt romney prove he is every bit as dedicated to prison reform when he pronounced "we ought to double guantanamo"?
ReplyDeletebut this type of hair-splitting aside, my pick is the pasty, prosperous, prejudice pugilist.
Surprise on you if it's Kathleen Sebelius.
ReplyDeleteUnless she's a manticore.
The manticore is a myth. No high-profile politician cares about prison reform!
ReplyDeleteHow about a super wealthy old white guy who likes to insert his penis into brown people? Repeatedly. A sort of endless loop of penis insertion into brown people. Well, how about him?
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My money's on the old rich white guy who likes to bomb brown people.
ReplyDeleteSam Brownback for Veep! O-bomb-a-Brownback. (phonetic humor is hard on the internets)
ReplyDeleteThe manticore is a shoe-in once his advanced age and commitment to bombing the entire brown spectrum(from ecru to chestnut) become known.
ReplyDeleteVP Nominee
ReplyDeleteA Bucket of Warm Spit
Pros: Shares commonality with all humanity, and can be dressed nicely in a spittoon.
Cons: Is difficult to drag around without spilling some on yourself
Mr Obama has got to reach across the aisle and get someone
ReplyDeletewhite
old
stupid
J Danforth Quale.
I am I right or am I right?
And McCain got the brunette who likes old rich white guys.
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