This is a good blog. This is the best blog. It is about god and the universe and those horrible screaming monkeys and the time I made a pizza out of an old tire and a can of whip cream. This is the Fafblog.
Um, yes. And I keep checking because apparently I have social deficit disorder. I checked daily for what seemed like YEARS when you stopped posting last time. You're really, really funny, but you push it.
Actually, I'm satisfied with the posting schedule: Fafblog returned just around the time I was getting to know a nice young lady - then suddenly she reported that Fafblog was back, and I said: "I know - look, I commented on that thread yesterday!" and she was so impressed and now we're totally an awesome couple.
'Tis better than quadrennially ... wait ... what does that mean?
Mayhaps you can make SURE it's once a month and then tell us so we are not reclickily clickying all the times trying to find out if you've written? ...
well...
ReplyDeleteBeats the heck outa none. rb
ReplyDeleteUm, yes. And I keep checking because apparently I have social deficit disorder. I checked daily for what seemed like YEARS when you stopped posting last time. You're really, really funny, but you push it.
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm satisfied with the posting schedule: Fafblog returned just around the time I was getting to know a nice young lady - then suddenly she reported that Fafblog was back, and I said: "I know - look, I commented on that thread yesterday!" and she was so impressed and now we're totally an awesome couple.
ReplyDeleteAll because of Fafblog. And her awesomeness.
it's be okay if you synchronized yr posts with the phases of the moon properly
ReplyDeletei vote for gibbous
My friends, you want to hook up with the magic of the fafblog through RSS. RSS stands for "Never Having To Refresh".
ReplyDelete'Tis better than quadrennially ... wait ... what does that mean?
ReplyDeleteMayhaps you can make SURE it's once a month and then tell us so we are not reclickily clickying all the times trying to find out if you've written? ...
or that RSS thing could work too.
You're totally right. I post once a month and my readers are like, aw, dude, again? Didn't you just write something, like, five weeks ago?
ReplyDeleteLess is more. In my case, none is most.
Every five weeks is perfect because my menstrual cycle is timed to Fafblog postings.
ReplyDeleteIt's OK, we had stuff we had to do anyway.
ReplyDeleteGives me time to scab over. Don't sweat it...
ReplyDeleteIt is understood in these quarters (pre-1965, silver) that what you do requires lapidary precision and an unflawed stone, and cannot be rushed.
ReplyDeleteAnd that you have to wait for three guys to be on base before you can hit a grand slam.
Damn, I'm getting my diamonds confused.
It's okay. Whenever you can post, we'll read it. It's too awesome to get angry over.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was the Ophiuchi Hotline, and just just appeared randomly.
ReplyDeleteMonthly beats annually.
ReplyDeleteIt's more often than the President gives press conferences.
ReplyDeleteno worries. any giblets is good giblets.
ReplyDeleteBTW that is one weird captcha you all have going on.