This is a good blog. This is the best blog. It is about god and the universe and those horrible screaming monkeys and the time I made a pizza out of an old tire and a can of whip cream. This is the Fafblog.
I would point out that I was bemoaning the lack of info from fafblog just the other day, but I do that sort of bemoaning every couple weeks, so it's not really saying much.
I thought all you guys had been extraordinarily renditioned. Or is it rendered? Or died the anonymous death of the internet.
Seriously, for me fafblog is the love child of Shakespeare and Walt Kelly. Pure, undistilled, comedic genius. The world needs you now more than ever, stay with us!
Yes, seriously, Fafblog is what you have after putting Walt Kelly, Jonathan Swift, George Herriman, Dorothy Parker, and Don Marquis in a blender. And then pouring them over apples to make a pie filling. With a really good, flaky crust.
It is April 2nd, so please tell us you are still here in this universe.
I am doing the happy dance, and if you are gone forever again, I will do another happy dance if you come back again after having been gone forever. Bless you.
Oh thank GAWD! I thought I had lost you under the rug or behind the couch! Now I know that you were just right there in the side of lettuce crisper in the refrigerator.... I should have thought of that earlier... I am really glad to have you back.
I hope you're not toying with our affections.
ReplyDeleteIf this is just an April Fools thing I will be very upset with you Fafnir!
ReplyDeleteBaheh! Giblets scoffs at your "April Fools!" By the Gibletsian calendar it is the twelfth of Squirchember.
ReplyDeleteFifteen months with no fafblog was fifteen months too long!
ReplyDeleteI would point out that I was bemoaning the lack of info from fafblog just the other day, but I do that sort of bemoaning every couple weeks, so it's not really saying much.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! The world has missed you.
ReplyDeleteYou have made my day. Welcome back, Fafblog!
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll be dipped in shit.
ReplyDeleteBTW, it's been 21 months...
Holy crap! It's spring, and love is in the air again.
ReplyDeleteApril Fool's Day is the cruelest month, 'cept for today!
ReplyDeletehallelujah . . . . . . hallelujah . . . . . hallelujah . . . . . . hallelooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oooojaaaaaaaah.
ReplyDeleteI am afraid, but also excited.
ReplyDeleteI guess this is how it feels to be a Republican.
Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!
ReplyDelete(Because I Miss Fafblog, Spot just couldn't get the right tone, and I kept checking back about once a month. Nice redesign, by the way.)
Madame S
OMG! A-and where'd all the green go?
ReplyDeletejust in time for the universe to be destroyed by the hawaiian supercollider!
ReplyDeleteThe answer is 42!!
ReplyDeleteThe answer is 42!!
I am so stoked that you're back!
ReplyDeleteI just saw "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" on Netflix.
ReplyDeleteCoincidence? I think so.
Yay!
ReplyDeleteLife: Again Worth Living
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Fafnir! Welcome back, Giblets! Welcome back, Medium Lobster!
Seriously, all I had to do to bring Fafblog back was to blink? J. H. Christ, do I feel like a nitwit for working so hard not to, all these months.
ReplyDeleteHooray!
ReplyDeleteYou people are sooooooo guuuuulible!!! Don't get your hopes up!! It's a jerking-us-around April Fool's trick.....
ReplyDeleteGosh, you're displaying the Shroud of Holstenwall.
ReplyDeleteI hope you paid the licensing fees for using that image. I'd hate for you to return, only to have to render unto Cesare....
rags & paper,
ReplyDeleteShhhhhhhhhh!!! You'll make Giblets angry. He's already proclaimed:
"Baheh! Giblets scoffs at your "April Fools!" By the Gibletsian calendar it is the twelfth of Squirchember."
Quick! Kneel and pledge eternal repentence to the mighty Giblets!
DO IT!!!!!
Oh I'm so happy *Dances*
ReplyDeleteplz, god, don't take them away again.
ReplyDeleteIt's the bestest twelfth of squirchember ever!
ReplyDeleteSo happy and relieved and happy and relieved ....
ReplyDeleteI thought all you guys had been extraordinarily renditioned. Or is it rendered? Or died the anonymous death of the internet.
Seriously, for me fafblog is the love child of Shakespeare and Walt Kelly. Pure, undistilled, comedic genius. The world needs you now more than ever, stay with us!
Yes, seriously, Fafblog is what you have after putting Walt Kelly, Jonathan Swift, George Herriman, Dorothy Parker, and Don Marquis in a blender. And then pouring them over apples to make a pie filling. With a really good, flaky crust.
ReplyDeleteIt is April 2nd, so please tell us you are still here in this universe.
I am doing the happy dance, and if you are gone forever again, I will do another happy dance if you come back again after having been gone forever. Bless you.
ReplyDeleteI AM VERY HAPPY YOU ARE BACK FAFNIR!
ReplyDeleteAs one of my high school english teachers used to say, "Huzzah, Huzzah, HUZZAH!!!"
ReplyDeletewelcome back!!
ReplyDeletehope you're well rested: the fight's barely begun!
ReplyDeleteI missed you. A few of us did. Maybe more than a few. Gibletsianity almost died out, for cryin out loud.
ReplyDeleteGood to have you back.
OMG THE FAFBLOG IS BACK! *faps*
ReplyDeleteOh thank GAWD! I thought I had lost you under the rug or behind the couch! Now I know that you were just right there in the side of lettuce crisper in the refrigerator.... I should have thought of that earlier... I am really glad to have you back.
ReplyDeleteFor realz!!!!!!!111!!!1!
ReplyDelete*gasp!* (plonk)
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